Bowling

I don't drink says John, I keep my body in tip top shape for Wednesdays

So this is what you guys do on Wednesdays?

John was impressed with his new double at Madame Tussauds

Joe puts in more effort than he does most Wednesdays

Have a closer look, surely his foot isn't over the line?

Messrs Osborne and Tiffney - ain't love grand?

Note the sign to John's right - obviously he didn't

Chairman: 'I'm not happy with that'

Haurant is inconsolable about leaving THFC

Vicky needs help to get through a night of watching people bowl

The Chairman tries to cover his face from the paperazzi

Drink and drugs shame of Torpedo night out. Don't they realise they are meant to be role models?